Said Microsoft's Gates to the
Justice Department
"Your lawsuit is frivolous—
Grossly unfair.

How can you claim that it's
Anticompetitive
Cutting off rivals from
Something like air?"




Agony, agony
Percy Bysshe Shelley was
Dunned by collectors when
He could be found;

He cried "Oh, you vultures!" in
Protopromethean
Tones and demanded that
He be unbound.




Higgledy piggledy
Arlington Robinson
Might, if alive, have gone
Silently bed-ward

Drinking and saddened that
Characteristically
Even his friends changed his
"Edwin" to "Edward".




Higgledy piggledy
Gabriel Fahrenheit
Curse your ideas about
Counting degrees!

Back in the shade of our
Antethermometer
Days we had temperatures
Cooler than these!